Monday, January 18, 2010

Why can't squirrels and birds share the food God gave them?

=0)Why can't squirrels and birds share the food God gave them?
they do its called bird seedWhy can't squirrels and birds share the food God gave them?
Manna cannot be horded. It goes icky after a day.
It's because of the SRA uprising, which is the Squirrel Republican Army rebellion that has been going on since 1521.





The squirrel rebel forces took up arms against the birds for not allowing them to practice their own religion and preventing them from speaking the traditional squirrel language.





The birds were enforcing a new religion and a new language on the squirrels, and that is when the rebellion started, and it has been an ongoing fight between the two parties ever since.
Heathens
We ARE trying to share the Food God gave us. But they don't want to accet Jesus.
Well if hawks would stop trying to swoop down and grab content citizens of parkia...
I'll share my Martinis if Bad Squirrel shares his Xanax.
Survival of the fittest.
There are only so many corndogs in the world.
I didn't know squirrels ate insects
Because God said that we hawks are the best animal.
Greed... it's so so so sad :(
squirrels do not like to share.
They all just steal seeds and nuts from the trees, pah... *sulks* That's murder!
They need a mediator and a translator for starters....





;o)
It's all about those greedy Bluejays.
Well. I'm with u but, to survive u have 2 do whatever u can do.


but I still say they should share
For the same reason Arabs won't share their oil.
They can...that is not a sin ; )
different palatial appetites?......:-)
being that nature is the strong kills the weak, maybe Christians are on the right path by ignoring Jesus's whole message of peace and turning Christianity into a warrior cult
why are you analyzing birds and squirrels? You need a hobby, get a BB gun (just kidding)
holy wars?

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